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Hello im Gabriela
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun


albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET


ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day feat. Kellin Quinn [video credit]

carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day feat. Kellin Quinn [video credit]


Another thrilling plot twist brought to you by Alex Gaskarth.


poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot


sluttylukehemmings:

to all the people bitching about the age restriction:

  • do you realize you would have to travel ALONE to the other side of the world??
  • do you realize you would have to be ON YOUR OWN, taking care of yourself?
  • do you realize that the reason you need to be +17 is not because they want to hook up with fans, its because +17 happen to be more mature and are capable to take care of themselves in a unfamiliar town??
  • quit bitching

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